My Truck Has Been Blessed By A Witch

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 03/28/2015 at 19:11 • Filed to: witchcraft and magic

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I always have said that my truck has no rust, but today I got some pics going the length of the Drivers side underbody:

My truck was a Colorado original car too! Also I dont believe it was undercoated. I dont know how I have no rust. It must be witchcraft. Btw My mileage: 107,XXX. FOR A 1993 RANGER!!

The best part? I BOUGHT THE THING FOR 3 FUCKING GRAND!!! I GOT THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY!!

jkm7680 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 19:16

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This is literally sorcery.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > jkm7680 03/28/2015 at 19:17

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Its Hocus Pocus I tells ya!

jkm7680 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 19:18

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I must find this witch, and ask why she hates Subarus and Alfa Romeos.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 19:19

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My F150 is 7 years newer and has many convenient storage compartments at various places on the frame.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 03/28/2015 at 19:19

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Its obvious that mother nature wants you to smuggle drugs in from mexico in your trucks frame.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > jkm7680 03/28/2015 at 19:20

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Indeed, you must. For the sake of all jalopkind

The man in the iron mask > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 19:21

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sacred witches of mercury! How is the dented door, have you replaced it yet?

jkm7680 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 19:23

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Trust me, I shall try.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > The man in the iron mask 03/28/2015 at 19:23

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Indeed I have replaced it. It cost me all of 80 bucks. I also put blindspot mirrors in so it will never happen again

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 19:30

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pff. that's nothing.

as for your situation, Get a Dremel and buzz away.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 03/28/2015 at 19:31

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buzz what away? I have no rust

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 19:33

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Well, there is superficial rust on the frame. I'll have to say it's worth undercoating.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 19:38

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Amazing!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 19:45

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CaliFlorida life.

Not even surface rust. The rear bumper is suffering a bit from my stint up north now, though.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/28/2015 at 20:06

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Ya, but you live in an are known for no rust. My truck has never left Colorado, the state with june blizzards and salt sprayed everywhere in the winter

The man in the iron mask > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 20:21

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Awesome, these type of things make a bond between man and his vehicle. Its cool that you made the work

Wacko > jkm7680 03/28/2015 at 20:36

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She really hates Mazda

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 20:50

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That picture is right after being cleaned for the first time in a month and a half, coated with salt from Pa.

SlickMcRick > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 20:50

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You may be on to something here....You've just made a market for rusted out trucks. Fill holes with drugs then slap Bondo on top to cover said holes.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > SlickMcRick 03/28/2015 at 21:35

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lol

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > The man in the iron mask 03/28/2015 at 21:40

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Ya, you should see the truck I got the door off of though. Literally, the door was the only exterior part that wasnt completely fucked.

Pretty sure someone died in that thing

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 03/28/2015 at 21:43

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Typical Escape rot there. Our last one was just about the same. They're all rusty buggers around here.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/28/2015 at 21:46

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You must have the least-rusty Ranger in existence. Mine could have held the record for most rusty at one point.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 03/28/2015 at 21:47

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I just might, I have no idea how though

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 03/28/2015 at 21:59

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It was the reason I got rid of it, I felt so attached to it otherwise.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 03/28/2015 at 22:06

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I actually liked our 05 a lot. But it started to rust badly. More and more patches each year. And a few years ago, my dad rear ended a van with it. After that, the front end was never right. It would eat through sway bar links and various other things. Finally I told my parents I was sick of fixing it (I basically told them I'd refuse to turn another wrench on the car) so I told them to get rid of it. They replaced it with an 06 Suz Grand Vitara which is an awesome little suv.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 03/29/2015 at 00:15

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where do you live, I live in northern Idaho, and so we get snow, and salt and the like, and my moms 05 escape has no rust that I am aware of, and it has rarely been garage kept or anything.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/29/2015 at 00:16

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YOUR TRUCK IS HAUNTED!!!

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 03/29/2015 at 09:42

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Western PA. Salt, Salt, Salt, salt, and salt. The fact that we neglected the thing didn't help much. But it's gone now.

The man in the iron mask > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 03/29/2015 at 12:45

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lol what the fuck, but glad you found your door, what a coincidence, that the door you needed was the only undamaged